Entries Tagged as 'humour'

George Carlin: I don’t vote

Here is George Carlin’s take on voting (offered without comment from my side):

I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around – they say, ‘If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain’, but where’s the logic in that?

If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote, who in fact did not even leave the house on election day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with.”

As Atanu Dey is wont to state: we get politicians we deserve. Money quote from Carlin, “This is the best we can do, folks. It’s what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out.

IIT Jargon Explained

Enough web and real pages have been dedicated to IIT student lingo. This post is devoted to IIT administration lingo.

They say: “Saar, we need to do our duty to the nation.”

What a benevolent admin (endangered species) means: “I know its an unfair and stupid proposal that will waste a lot of your time, but you don’t have a choice”

What admin means: “You are an assistant professor. Shut up.”

They say: “Our mandate is …”

What a benevolent admin (endangered species) means: “We have no idea what we are talking about; but we just promised the moon. You now have to help us out.”

What admin means: “You are an assistant professor. Shut up.”

Conservative = Stupid

Theorem: Conservative => stupid

Proof: George Will is supposed to be a respected conservative. Consider the following two pieces of evidence:

(1) His global warming piece in WaPo.
(2) His reaction to Obama’s speech.

QED.

(via: Patrix)

Chairperdaughter

We were having a conversation recently: “we” referring to four guys and three non-sampoorna women.

One of the non-sampoorna women heads a certain sub-committee. She politely asked one (older male) faculty to stop addressing her as “chairman,” but use a gender-neutral “chairperson,” instead. The male faculty said something to the effect that this was carrying political correctness too far. To which, she replied:

“Chairperson” is not carrying it too far. If I really want to carry it too far, I will ask you to refer me as “chairperdaughter.” I don’t even want the “son” in “person.”