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Geeky jokes or not

We were just discussing what constitutes “geeky jokes.” Here is my opinion, based on the following examples:

Exhibit 1: “My fingers do not have cholesterol because I type too fast”.

Exhibit 2: “The meeting lasted for almost an hour. He just got caught in a limit cycle before reaching to the central point.”

The first example uses catchphrase or jargon such as “cholesterol” to sound, well, geeky. But the question is whether it is a geeky joke. Just because you throw in some jargon will not make it a geeky joke. It has to be a clever play on the words. The counter opinion presented in favor of it being a geeky joke is that it plays on the knowledge that regular exercise helps reduce cholesterol levels… and that my fingers get enough exercise. I think I will go with the latter.

The second example is definitely geeky. A point on a limit cycle would go around in a closed trajectory without leaving the trajectory. So, a seemingly never-ending discussion is kind of like a limit cycle.

Wedding vs. Marriage

Am I being anal if I point the difference between marriage and wedding?

Marriage: A social / legal / religious authorization for copulation

Wedding is the act, rituals or ceremony for getting married.

So, you post your wedding (not marriage) pictures. A failed marriage (not wedding) ends up in a divorce.

A failed wedding, on the other hand, is when death eaters gatecrash your wedding ceremony.

Quitter

One of the best episodes of The Daily Show (and there have been some excellent ones of late): Sarah “Quitter” Palin’s resignation and Bill Kristol’s interview.

Homeopathic Beer

Here is a funny take on alternative medicines (via Pharyngula)

At the end of the video, Mitchell and Webb wind down their day with a pint each of homeopathic beer. Well, to be fair, the beer was not succussioned before serving… so it may not count as a beer.

The holy trinity

A televangelist “proves” Jesus is god with a supreme logic: people say “Jesus Christ” when they hurt themselves because he ‘believes that when people get hurt or angry, they wanna blame god’. Watch the video here:

A commenter on Boing-Boing uses the same logic to prove
“The Holy Trinity: The Motherfucker, The Son of a Bitch and the Holy Shit”

“But”

We hear the following sentence construction a lot these days:
“I am not a [insert a general label here], but I believe […]”

A few months back, we were discussing this and Vani made a comment that I agree with. You can safely ignore what comes before “but”. Keeping only “I believe […]” will not change the message at all. For example:

Statement: “I am not closed-minded but I think women who wear jeans are asking for it.”

What it means: “I think women who wear jeans are asking for it.”

What it really means: “I am closed-minded”

(PS: Not applicable to all statements with a “but”, but only to the construct above.)

Change!

My mom, speaking to my aunt and uncle (November 2008): “Although they [me and P] lived in US for almost 9 years, they haven’t changed one bit.”

My mom to me, just 3-4 days later: “You have really changed so much that I find it difficult to discuss anything with you.”

I gently reminded her that she is getting close to sixty. “See, thats what I am talking about: you have changed!”